I relate to both sides of this tbh
making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
when distant relatives try to kiss you
woof woof wats for lunch lol
more metal than the left side of the periodic table
simba got a new maine
i am both these people at once