is that you michael scott?
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
"For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife."
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing