shouldnt:

I relate to both sides of this tbh

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

buttermilkqueen:

more metal than the left side of the periodic table

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

charlespudding:

i am both these people at once