crentist:

is that you michael scott?

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

"For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife."

aloneforgood:

selfies

image

youwantbatman:

A+ parenting

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

volvagina:

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing