person: u should like more colours
"wake up it’s time to go to school"
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
Things that you don’t learn at school.
what is this
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
Jim’s at the dentist this morning and Steve is an actor friend of ours.
arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”